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Special Menu

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Dickwaffles and Twatwaffles

Waffles in fun new forms, filled with cream. Depending on which you eat, they might also change something down below...

Shaved ice

Cool off by piling fruit, condensed milk, or any number of toppings onto soft and finely shaven snow. However, it might make an eater feel too cold until they have someone else to warm up with.

Plant-based Boba

Harvested from the spring growths, a potted plant only needs to be milked to produce a milk tea-like substance, richer and sweeter than the usual recipe. Just mind the overly-touchy vines.

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Fruit tarts

So juicy, a bite will make the fruit explode in one's mouth. Someone might want to help clean up any mess with their own mouth.

Parfaits

All topped with cute decorations of various animals on the island. The eater might find that they start to gain traits of the animal atop the parfait they eat.

Champagne

Those who drink it will find everything amusing, and might find themselves unable to stop laughing until someone cuts them off with a kiss.



(Items are IC, but effect descriptions are OOC.)

Setting

Rotating Themes

The cafe's theme changes on random days, switching between themes that affect the food, decor, and uniforms such as cafe classic, dark academia, outer space, or something else entirely.

Uninhibition Candles

These give off a scent that is perceived as differently between everyone who smells it as it is the scent that puts them most at ease. It will entice clientele to have lowered inhibitions, speaking and acting more on their immediate thoughts.

App and loyalty rewards

Purchases at the maid cafe earn customers stamps, and when a character fills up enough stamps on a "card", they can turn it in for a prize of their choice, sort of like a mini-bingo. Free drink or piece of cake for half a card, various acts with the maids for a full card...

Tabletop games

Strip Connect 4, Hungry Horny Hippos, Kink Pictionary, or a Twister even naughtier than the original... there's even a tabletop RPG with horny dungeon adventures, where unique traps and tentacle monsters lie in wait.

Private party room

Small but cozy with room to fit twenty-five people comfortably and a long platform on one wall that could be used as a stage. Perhaps you'll catch a show?